Mission status : max damage
To my comrades at college. Moderator(the person that would check our projects) was here and lucky you, you didn’t come to face that guy. Ok let me start from the beginning.
It’s 8.30 a.m, yeah as you know I’m late at school. I rushed into the administration office, the guy who does register, guess what? ask me to write a letter why I’m late : so I go blabla and I apologise for my lateness in the letter.
I take the stairs at my max and get to the computer room. Teacher and lab assistant were there. Blabla a lot I handed my project. I didn’t know when exactly that moderator would point in, most probably between 10 a.m to 10.20 a.m. I get to make a tour and see my buddy kyushiro in the lower classes. Some chatting and he showed me the latest stuff about mob he twik.
The bell rang for the 9.40 a.m Said let’s have a look at the computer room.
Mana dain, the guy was there, checking our projects, tall guy very serious infact too serious face, tie well scotched to his neck around the 40 years or so. In the computer class, there was only me and some guy of the other upper class. Hey guys the moderator was asking where all of you were hiding 
The comp teachers told him that there was only 2 brave guy to show up who would face him ;P
Then that moderator of a guy told me to show off both of my programs : paper 2 and paper 4. Ahh yeah he was talking french, very frenchy the guy, I just continued to reply him in créole
Landed on the battleground. Next to the pc, plugged my UBDrive, loaded all the stuffs and waited for him(he was checking for the other guy first). Don’t ask me, he was killing the poor guy ;P
So now and now he came to me, and blabla in English, ok then English I’m more comfortable. My address book program was showing already on the screen but he just wanted to see that source code, I did it, called Mr.Pascal to display the source and then this was total ………my throat dried out to the very questions he asked me : I mean, hey we haven’t yet revised computing did we? Why would I use a var here and not there, what would that seek do here and there : you know what I did. I just read out my own inline comments to him ;P What could I do?
Next oh my Paper 4’s turn : again don’t ask me? The guy dain he is cunning the man ;P He opened it in Access and just did things I would never forecast he would do. You won’t even guess what. He changed the views and every date that I modified the files showed up and he just asked me : did that project accomplished in 1 month time? No Sir, I had to modify things before printing it ;P haha got you but he got me on the next shot. Show your relationship? I wouldn’t know what to tell him when a many-to-many one just came to be a one-to-many for me. #@#@$@#, release man ;P mission terminated here
I took off the fastest I could, ahh even my lateness form is still me in my pocket ;P I’m present but #@#@# all the waiting at the administration and the explanation that I should have given to asked them permission to go early.
13.00 p.m : I’m pointing out to the gate of the school, I mean #@@#@# even they would see me fleeing away “illegally” : I had my dose of the moderator. Date u Moderator.
Mission advice : lucky, very lucky lucky you didn’t come, he would have dusted you that motor man but I really don’t know what comments he will add to your project for all of you not showing up 
:!:
It’s 13.30 p.m : I’m listening to LP while writing my mission statement to you : wouldn’t any of you have some taktak to evacuate my mind?
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Eloo ..
Mes plus sinceres condoleances Hans … ;(
Quand je t’avais dis de ne pas y aller
(6) (6) Tu croyer certainement que je rigoler 
(6) (6) ..
Bon .. que puis je bien ajouté
0==(D)
Je suis vraiement desolé pour toi ..
Au moin .. une autrefois tu pensera deux fois avant d’aller a l’ecole sans nous …
Au moins .. maintenant quand je dirai au autres, le nombre de BlogoVisitors augmentera ..
Hey … tu avait apporté ton digicam a l’école ou quoi
Bon .. je peut que te dire ..
Bon sommeil ..
Take care ..
Wazaaaa
ssup frnds specially to hans…
man, guess uve been fucked up by dat fukin moderator..seems like hes an intelligent killing machine….
Gr8 tht i didnt turned up…n chips told me not to come so guess he was rite..thx bro.
hey guys hows the revisions goin on???
god damnit,am just fed up with da computer notes…dont understand a hell bout the shit ive written on my cpybook…
hey hans nie pics…sounds like a mission briefing to me…lolz
hey c ya guys
catch ya up l8ers..
byez…
eh ban zens manze ar ban revision la….lolz, mwa pa p kav. :dizzy:
I hated college, but this brought some great memories of my school days. Except that there was no such thing as a USB drive at that time. Heck! Viruses were still viruses and not just VBS scripts!
@ hans
lol dude, looks that didn’t went easy today
thx for the info. If he’s my man for next year then well, I guess even kyushiro’ll be meeting his match, but even then he’ll think I’m a troublesome case : I’m sure 
:dizzy: 
:s
@ others
you just left that guy alone against the enemy 
hahaha 
treason
poor hans !
but i did’nt really understand what is that moderator ? is he suppose to note you on your project ? or to help you ?
Nopes Kyushrio Kun ..
We didn’t ditch Hans..
We had warned him .. (6) (6)
..
But ..
Mr Hans .. wanted to go to school
Well .. I won’t argue ..
We also are to be blamed ;( ;(
Soorry Hans .. ;( ;(
@ anoop : it’s ok dude, but what comment according to you will that guy pull off onto your project : hid himself at home? I mean your presence there was really requested on that battlefield dude ;}
that’s why I showed myself :} and found that I was the only one to show behind the enemy line ;}
@ eddy :
would you concoct some for me dude, I should have seen the mental state of your school’s pc then 
and that even without a UBDrive, the old days of the floppies, I think or more more the bigga one 5″ things floppies?
I mean how would you be doing computing in that day dude
being practical in carrying some bigga stuffs :dizzy: 
@ veeky : yo mane titeuf, how’s you being hiding at home
thanks bro for dropping by and leaving those computing notes for a sec, hahaha yeah you saw the questions the guy threw to me : I think I should really be carrying my notes with me now like you 
hey good luck for the revision dude, just met Joe Peace Man, how’s the others 
@ kyushiro : hihi, let him get you with his hands then I think even your 2 Ghz brain would fry out dude
(I don’t think you would be able to match up with him man, he is a commando :dizzy:
Hey guys why wouldn’t a lady be a moderator, I mean she would then be so gentle to us guy
I mean why send a guy moderator to some students who’s just gone through war 
I think I’m gonna write a letter to the Ministry of Education : Mr. Dude of Education would you please send some cool nice beautiful, gentle and why not sexy lady to be moderating students’ computing project. I assure you they wouldn’t even try cheating fearing to break that nice lady’s heart ;
@ nym : yo nym, help
no it’s like sending us to war without weapons :dizzy: no in fact he’s a guy that would come to check our computing projects to make sure that it was our own work. He would also be trying to put pressure on us trying to make us spit out any venoms that might be our own treason(I mean for those who were not behind the work they submitted) so even if you sincerely did the project, you would still be under his hands : those eyes and mind that would try to get info that might corrupt yourself : guestapo 
You know sometimes many borrow projects or copy on others, so that’s why that moderator would now be here, representing Cambridge to check out things :dizzy: no he wouldn’t note anything, it’s the teacher that would note it but he would comment on it, I mean officially
so that comment might really mean something in the eyes of Cambridge’s Examiners(yeah they would also check out our projects)
haa how lucky you are in France, nope moderate man to check out things
and nope bigga bigga(2 infact) projects to submit. In fact do you do computing at university 
what’s you playing there 
@ anoop
hey perhaps I would have done the same too
lol but i needed to setup something with Hans this morning anyway so it’s good he came to school 
@ nym
infact he’s a guy who’s supposed to check our projects for mistakes and verify that its our own work. He does not help us in any way
@ hans
lol Hans, even if you write the letter I’ll be the one meeting her
except of course if you want to wait for me in 6-3, lol just joking man go for that certificate, and I promise I’ll follow up nxt year
Yeah, it was the days of the 5.25″ floppies. Then, we were learning about paper tapes and punch cards! Have you ever heard of those!?
I did my project in DBase IV, which was quite a departure from the norm at the time. Everyone else was writing either Basic or Pascal programs.
I still ranked 2nd for my SC project after a girl from an SSS school. Boohooo! Well, they had 286s while we only had 8088s
@hans : yes, i do computing at the university. In fact, to be more precise, it’s a engineering school. And we’ve got projects too. My next one starts soon and lasts until january !! we have no moderator but our teachers still check if it really our work and they are no fool about it, they are very good at knowing if it’s copying or not.
(i just came back from my party and i’ve got to go to “school” in 1 hour (no sleeping, no sleeping, no sleeping !)
Bonjour tout le monde ..
Bon, Hans ..
N’ai aucune crainte car le moderateur n’ecrira rien de negatif pour ceux qui n’était pas présent ..
Deplus, selon Peaceman Joe, aucun modérateur n’était jamais venu a l’école depuis sa creation .. 0==(D) 0==(D) ..
Okie ..
Sinon ..
Il ne reste qu’une mois avant que les examens ne commencent ;( ;( ;( ;( ;(
Geeeeeeeeeeeez …
Bon .. il faut que je te quitte ..
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Yo man, I know dat Moderator Guy was bitching there.
Thanks to Anoop who had already forecasted dat situation.
Toi to phes ti p kasser Hans ek moi
j’etais en train de dodo en souplesse sur mon lit sans souci et avek douceur
Wa li pa gagne droi ikrir movais zafer lor nou prozet parski nou pa ti vini.
Hey guette Shaman King mari nissa sa ti komik la…
@ nym:
haha nym I think there should be a moderator there for moderating your party or else we’ll have a dead nym 
yo nym, I think those parties pays out for all those projects you would be waiting for
so get the counter to the max for now
even if it’s not sleeping because we didn’t sleep also not on bottles but on some projects 
woooooooufff how’s refreshing all 2 projects already submitted 
Have fun. as for me you would see me when that summer vacation would come in 1 and a half month time : splashing some firecrackers and why not poking some bottles in the streets and lots of @#@#@#@(moderating hihihi)
@ anoop : yo getting on the bigga stuffs hein? good luck with the revision, break man don’t forget break it : Have a Kit Kat(@translation here@#) when that’s required
@ eddy young: ahhh I should have poked you to get some help on my project but too late, they are already submitted(just kidding hiihi)
hihi no dude, heard yes but not seen!! whoooo 286’s : wouldn’t that be intel’s first in the line of processors?
You managed so well with those materials
got a secret? Would I be able to work or just do some projects like you did with things you had under the hands? How would you face it? Patience or happy for what you had to work with?
@ yasir : yo man, how’s you? hiding also? don’t tell me from Rajen : I bet it !!!
dodo? toi #@#@@#@#@#@
hey Shaman King, what’s that? new manga in the line of fighting stuffs?
Did not have any choice really; I had to manage with what I had.
286’s are 2nd (or 3rd, if you consider the 8086) line of Intel micro-processors geared towards PC.
No way I’m hiding man!!! Well revision is killing me… Actually Intensive Tuition and Revision going on. You will notice “Tresspass” and “Don’t Disturb” signs in my room and in my mobile phone also
:D Ohh about Shaman King, the main guy is “Yo asakura” somthing like that..
A brat came and poked fun at some1. A rendez-vous was fixed and the guy came l8 I guess
Guy: Yo \ /
Man: Yo \ /
\ /: l’index et le majeur en haut
wa apres kan boug la fer “Yo \/” apres ene ti mama li jir “my ass”!!
mari nissa ha fim la… top net
Let’s come to the topic “Rajen” Poor man thought he’ll be able to sue me in the class ek moi mone bourer..wakakakk
:D
DO you guys know how to become a “Hi5 certified technician”?? coz when I click Edit Profile, I get “Error you are already in his group” grrrrrrr (6) (6) (6)
@ yasir :
yo mane should check this with anoop, just get to his profile and you’re gonna tell me if he isn’t working for hi5.com. sure he’s their technician and certified also
hahaah would check that movie dude, I think anoop has already got it
looks kool. Hey Bleach also is getting kool with the bounto, how’s them?
for the moment just got over final fantasy 7 : advent children on DVD, way tooooooo cool dude
Rajen : affaire classé. Advice : if you’re going to school for whatever reason then make sure you don’t come to meet him
ps even at the canteen, don’t forget
Am kinda confident. must thank my friends for that, cause i think if they failed i would be more depressed [IMG )] (was on the brink having of a depression just last week end [IMG lol] ) lol and yeah hans, will avenge ya, am preparing a cannon dossier for the moderator, (I know i will also be alone vs him cause the guys with me am sure they wont come [IMG lol] ) my paper 4 has illogical timestamps just to confuse him (and i will say my Cmos battery is dead, thats why
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